{"product_id":"sassy-24-day-christmas-advent-calendar","title":"🔥😂Sassy Clucks – 24-Day Christmas Advent Calendar","description":"\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-product-detail\"\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n.sc-product-detail {\n  max-width: 1200px;\n  margin: 0 auto;\n  padding: 0 12px 32px;\n  font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\n  color: #302323;\n  line-height: 1.65;\n  box-sizing: border-box;\n}\n.sc-product-detail *,\n.sc-product-detail *:before,\n.sc-product-detail *:after {\n  box-sizing: border-box;\n}\n.sc-product-detail img {\n  display: block !important;\n  width: 100% !important;\n  max-width: 100% !important;\n  height: auto !important;\n  object-fit: contain !important;\n  border-radius: 14px;\n  margin: 22px auto 12px;\n}\n.sc-product-detail .sc-section {\n  padding: 45px 22px;\n  margin: 18px 0;\n  border-radius: 20px;\n  background: #fff9f6;\n  text-align: center;\n}\n.sc-product-detail .sc-section:nth-of-type(even) {\n  background: #fff;\n}\n.sc-product-detail .sc-eyebrow {\n  display: block;\n  color: #ad333d;\n  font-size: 12px;\n  font-weight: 800;\n  letter-spacing: 2px;\n  text-transform: uppercase;\n  margin-bottom: 14px;\n}\n.sc-product-detail h2 {\n  font-size: clamp(26px, 4vw, 42px);\n  line-height: 1.2;\n  font-weight: 800;\n  color: #7f1d2d;\n  margin: 0 0 22px;\n  letter-spacing: -.5px;\n}\n.sc-product-detail p {\n  max-width: 760px;\n  margin: 12px auto;\n  font-size: 16px;\n  line-height: 1.8;\n}\n.sc-product-detail .sc-highlight {\n  font-weight: 800;\n  color: #ad333d;\n  font-size: 15px;\n  margin-top: 22px;\n}\n.sc-product-detail .sc-mini {\n  font-size: 14px;\n  color: #815b59;\n}\n.sc-product-detail .sc-pill {\n  display: inline-block;\n  background: #8d2534;\n  color: #fff;\n  padding: 10px 20px;\n  border-radius: 40px;\n  font-size: 13px;\n  font-weight: 800;\n  letter-spacing: 1px;\n  margin: 22px auto 6px;\n}\n.sc-product-detail .sc-final {\n  background: #801f30 !important;\n  color: #fff;\n}\n.sc-product-detail .sc-final h2,\n.sc-product-detail .sc-final .sc-eyebrow,\n.sc-product-detail .sc-final .sc-highlight,\n.sc-product-detail .sc-final .sc-mini {\n  color: #fff;\n}\n.sc-product-detail .sc-btn {\n  display: inline-block;\n  background: #f6d18b;\n  color: #65202a !important;\n  font-size: 16px;\n  font-weight: 800;\n  text-decoration: none;\n  padding: 17px 30px;\n  border-radius: 50px;\n  margin: 24px auto 10px;\n}\n@media(max-width: 600px) {\n  .sc-product-detail {\n    padding: 0 5px 20px;\n  }\n  .sc-product-detail .sc-section {\n    padding: 32px 16px;\n    margin: 12px 0;\n    border-radius: 15px;\n  }\n  .sc-product-detail p {\n    font-size: 15px;\n  }\n  .sc-product-detail img {\n    border-radius: 10px;\n  }\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- SECTION 1: INTRO --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sc-section\"\u003e\n  \u003cspan class=\"sc-eyebrow\"\u003e\n    Meet Christmas's Sassiest Flock\n  \u003c\/span\u003e\n  \u003ch2\u003e\n    Santa's Got a New Problem.\u003cbr\u003e\n    These Chickens Have Attitude.\n  \u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    Move over, ordinary Christmas decorations.\n    A flock of 24 outrageously dressed chickens\n    is ready to bring laughter, personality,\n    and a little holiday mischief into your home.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    From fabulous outfits to hilarious expressions,\n    Sassy Clucks™ makes every day of the\n    Christmas countdown a little more ridiculous.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sc-pill\"\u003e\n    24 DAYS ✦ 24 CHICKENS ✦ ENDLESS LAUGHS\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/velmao.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/SassyChickensChristmasAdventDisplay.png?v=1791879012\" alt=\"Sassy Clucks Christmas advent calendar and 24 collectible chickens\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n  \u003cp class=\"sc-mini\"\u003e\n    One festive flock. Twenty-four tiny personalities.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- SECTION 2: ADVENT SURPRISE --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sc-section\"\u003e\n  \u003cspan class=\"sc-eyebrow\"\u003e\n    A New Surprise Every Day\n  \u003c\/span\u003e\n  \u003ch2\u003e\n    Open a Door.\u003cbr\u003e\n    Meet Your Next Little Trouble­maker.\n  \u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    December just got a whole lot more entertaining.\n    Discover a new quirky chicken behind each\n    of the 24 numbered compartments.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    Every reveal adds another hilarious character\n    to your growing collection, turning the countdown\n    to Christmas into a daily moment of surprise.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp class=\"sc-highlight\"\u003e\n    One door. One chicken. One more reason to laugh.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/velmao.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/SassyChickensChristmasAdventCalendar.png?v=1791879013\" alt=\"Twenty-four numbered doors inside the Christmas advent calendar\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- SECTION 3: CHARACTER COLLECTION --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sc-section\"\u003e\n  \u003cspan class=\"sc-eyebrow\"\u003e\n    Meet the Fabulous Flock\n  \u003c\/span\u003e\n  \u003ch2\u003e\n    Crowns, Costumes,\u003cbr\u003e\n    and Absolutely No Fashion Rules.\n  \u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    A cowboy chicken? Of course.\n    A glamorous diva? Naturally.\n    A chicken dressed as a banana?\n    You'd better believe it.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    Each of the 24 characters has its own playful\n    costume and unmistakable personality,\n    creating a collection that's delightfully\n    different from ordinary Christmas ornaments.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp class=\"sc-highlight\"\u003e\n    24 unique characters. 24 wonderfully silly surprises.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/velmao.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/SassyChickensChristmasAdventCalendar_1.png?v=1791879012\" alt=\"Complete collection of 24 colorful Christmas chicken figurines\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- SECTION 4: DAILY JOY --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sc-section\"\u003e\n  \u003cspan class=\"sc-eyebrow\"\u003e\n    Tiny Chickens, Big Holiday Smiles\n  \u003c\/span\u003e\n  \u003ch2\u003e\n    Make Every December Morning\u003cbr\u003e\n    a Little More Fun.\n  \u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    There's something wonderfully silly about\n    starting your morning with a new chicken\n    dressed for the occasion.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    Display each discovery on a shelf, mantel,\n    or tabletop. By Christmas Eve, you'll have\n    an entire flock of festive characters\n    ready to brighten your holiday décor.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp class=\"sc-highlight\"\u003e\n    Collect the laughs. Display the fun.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/velmao.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/ChatGPT_2026_10_13_04_06_10.png?v=1791879013\" alt=\"Woman arranging colorful chicken collectibles in a Christmas living room\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- SECTION 5: GIFT --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sc-section\"\u003e\n  \u003cspan class=\"sc-eyebrow\"\u003e\n    A Gift That's Anything but Ordinary\n  \u003c\/span\u003e\n  \u003ch2\u003e\n    For Someone Who Has Everything...\u003cbr\u003e\n    Except 24 Ridiculous Chickens.\n  \u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    Shopping for a chicken enthusiast,\n    a quirky gift collector, or someone\n    who loves a good laugh?\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    This unexpected Christmas gift delivers\n    24 little surprises, each with enough\n    personality to make the recipient smile.\n    It's playful, memorable, and refreshingly\n    different from the usual holiday gifts.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp class=\"sc-highlight\"\u003e\n    A wonderfully silly gift for people with a great sense of humor.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/velmao.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/ChatGPT_2026_10_13_04_06_03.png?v=1791879012\" alt=\"Older woman enjoying her Christmas chicken collection\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- SECTION 6: CONVERSATION STARTER --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sc-section\"\u003e\n  \u003cspan class=\"sc-eyebrow\"\u003e\n    Made to Be Seen and Shared\n  \u003c\/span\u003e\n  \u003ch2\u003e\n    The Christmas Collection\u003cbr\u003e\n    Everyone Will Be Talking About.\n  \u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    Place these tiny fashion icons on display\n    and let the double takes begin.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    From sunglasses and tutus to crowns and\n    outrageous winter outfits, there's always\n    another funny detail to discover.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    Whether you're taking holiday photos\n    or entertaining friends, this cheeky\n    collection brings an unexpected twist\n    to traditional Christmas decorating.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp class=\"sc-highlight\"\u003e\n    Big personalities. Tiny chickens. Unforgettable holiday fun.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/velmao.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/ChatGPT_2026_10_13_04_05_56.png?v=1791879012\" alt=\"Woman photographing the humorous Christmas chicken collection\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- SECTION 7: FINAL CTA --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sc-section sc-final\" id=\"sc-final-buy\"\u003e\n  \u003cspan class=\"sc-eyebrow\"\u003e\n    Your Christmas Needs More Personality\n  \u003c\/span\u003e\n  \u003ch2\u003e\n    Make This Christmas\u003cbr\u003e\n    Unforgettably Cluckin' Fun.\n  \u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    Twenty-four days of surprises.\n    Twenty-four outrageously dressed chickens.\n    One delightfully hilarious holiday tradition.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    Bring the flock home and turn\n    the Christmas countdown into something\n    everyone will remember.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp class=\"sc-highlight\"\u003e\n    Small chickens. Huge attitude. Endless Christmas smiles.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003ca class=\"sc-btn\" href=\"#product-form\"\u003e\n    🐔 BRING HOME THE FLOCK →\n  \u003c\/a\u003e\n  \u003cp class=\"sc-mini\"\u003e\n    One box. 24 unique characters. A whole lot of holiday laughter.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"QYB","offers":[{"title":"Chicken","offer_id":67611489403170,"sku":"CP26101520XIAOHUOJI","price":27.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cat","offer_id":67611489435938,"sku":"CP26102703MAO","price":27.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dog","offer_id":67611489468706,"sku":"CP26102704GOU","price":27.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1019\/1968\/6946\/files\/SassyChickensChristmasAdventDisplay.png?v=1792062144","url":"https:\/\/aiontr.shop\/products\/sassy-24-day-christmas-advent-calendar","provider":"aiontr.shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}